if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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