You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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