some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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