Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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