u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Rumble strips road head = magical
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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