normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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