capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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