i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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