the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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