what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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