There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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