ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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found the other keg... it's in the tree
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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