So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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