If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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