My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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