yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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