So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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