YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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