Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Someone came in the potted fern
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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