Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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