You don't have asthma, your pregnant
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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