In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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