why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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