D3 body, D1 cock
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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