so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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