How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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