I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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