Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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