she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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