So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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