That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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