Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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