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say what?
wanna hang out?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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