Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I need moral support for this bender
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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