worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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