There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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