I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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