I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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