Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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