seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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