I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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