He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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