Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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