OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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