As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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