So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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