You're my little dorito
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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