and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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