at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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