You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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